TIT TARTS

this is a pair of boobs that are are shaped like pop-tarts but are not pop-tarts theirfore making it the best shaped boob(it's like eating a pop-tart with a nipple) tit tarts are very tasty

i don't know something like this: . . TIT TARTS

by PurpleFlames are cool!! April 28, 2010

front tit

The first available spot.

First stool at a bar (strip bar), the first parking slot, etc. Such as, "Hey, look at that! A front tit!"

by bcrude September 15, 2008

Trippin Tits

to be frustrated, or really happy/exited.
another usage would be if your laughing at something.

mom: clean your room, its so mesy in there!
johnny: quit trippin tits, i'll get it done.

Dude, i just heard the funniest thing! i was trippin tits.

Omg, i am so trippin tits right now, im going to Disneyland tomorrow.

by Elliott.D July 3, 2009

wheelbarrow tits

what those who link up with large-chested females end up with! -after gravity does its' magic, these women won't need "braws"; they'll need wheelbarrows!! -VIVA SMALL CHESTED WOMEN!!

ah seed this babe at the nude beach with wheelbarrow tits!!

she had a nice body, but had the wheelbarrow tits!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

tit bag

The female version of the "tee bag."
When a woman places her breasts on another persons face when they are sleeping or passed out.
Used to degrade the other person and or declare ownage over another person.

Last night this girl at the party passed out after too many 151 shots so I decided to tit bag her.

by chel$ April 22, 2011

tit monkey

a woman, usually young, but not always (cf. Cindy McCain), who exposes her breasts, or cleavage, for commercial allure or political or professional advancement

Kirin on CNN is such a tit monkey in the morning, but Heidi isn't.

by Scatter Jack October 11, 2008

sugar-tits

1.Refering to a fat man with big floppy sasagues a.k.a. man boobs.
2.The name of many, many fat people.
3.The name a pimp gives to his fat hoe.

1. Run sugar-tits ,run!
2.Look at that guy, he has huge sugar-tits.
3.BITCH!!! Wheres ma money sugar-tits!

by peanut butter jelly time >_<# May 1, 2008