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Pants Crouton

A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.
"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."
by josmont October 23, 2015
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ghost pants

the feeling of a phone vibrating in your pocket when it either did not vibrate or your phone is not in your pocket.
Guys I have ghost pants again.
by bobertingham October 21, 2015
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Nancy Pants

Unfaithful hoe who let's almost any guy get in her pants.
You know that girl Nancy Grady? She's such a Nancy Pants, she kept touching Malec's dick.
by XTRAHIPHOP April 19, 2018
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Shitting ur Pants(SuP)

The non-literal act of being sarcastic or using exaggerative language
Yo Jack fucked Tim hard last night. Really? Nah im just shitting ur pants(SuP) LOL
by Dulluie September 30, 2010
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Pants Ferret

The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.
Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.
by PantsFerret July 28, 2019
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pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.
According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.
by foootballislife November 24, 2021
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pants beer

The act of pouring beer down ones pants and yelling "pants beer" either before, during, and/or after the act. The act became popular in late-2023 among college campuses and on social media especially on the Instagram account oldrowofficial. The act has been controversial and many have suggested that it is a form of alcohol abuse. The overwhelming majority of commentors to social media seem to agree that the act is stupid as it wastes beer, does not increase ones intoxication level, creates the illusion of one pissing ones pants, and leads to wet and often frigid testicles.
Pants beer! Pants Beer! Pants Beer!

Wow look at that idiot pants beering.
by roddy- December 12, 2023
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