Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.
The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.
by Joe-seph March 29, 2018
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Double pants

The act of wearing two pairs of pants (ex. shorts over long pants). If you wear three pairs of pants, it’s called triple pants. Brendan from Pokémon Emerald invented this with his capri pants/sweatpants crap, then May started almost a decade later with her denim shorts and bike shorts. Holy hell.
Jason: walks in with two pairs of pants - given example
Freddy: jason wtf are you wearing
Jason: double pants
by Delete this account now September 03, 2024
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in my pants

Pure electricity... in my pants.
by IDONTMIND August 24, 2019
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phlannel pj pants

When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.
Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?

Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.
by redbird nation September 28, 2015
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clean pants

Pants that might not actually be clean but look like it
I can’t find pants but these look clean so I’m gonna wear these “clean pants”
by Whatalldoyouwantfromme March 02, 2020
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Andy your pants

When you shit and piss and cum in your pants in the presence of young children. I.E. in an playground, kindergarten, primary school etc.
Person 1: Hey bro did you just Andy your pants?
Person 2: Yeah bro
Person 1: bro wtf not again!
by Doodoofart January 06, 2020
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Bestie Pants

Combination of Handsome Pants and Bestie, a handsome bestie. It is not required that they wear pants. Like a pet name or term of endearment
Bestie Pants, your hair looks so good today!
by Rejjipedia April 06, 2022
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