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Brain block

When one is lucid dreaming and your brain steps in and blocks it.
I was flying around and my brain blocked, so I woke up.
by Pavlovsdog May 29, 2021
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Cat block

Like a cock block but with wlw folks
Me and my gf were gonna fuck but then my phone rang and I got called in to work. My boss was being such a cat block
by kitkit katkat October 8, 2020
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block-or-two

When she has such a phat ass it is visible from a block or two away.
Bro, I am telling you her ass is so phat you could that shit from a block-or-two away.
by EMKM March 21, 2017
mugGet the block-or-twomug.

Block

Oh!? Is that what it does, Tim? It stops people from stalking you? I mean...
Hym "You have to see the parallel between that and my thing, right? Like... Yeah, is that a problem, to you? Not being able to block people on Twitter? So, you have a problem... With a LESS IMPACTFUL version of what's happening to me... THAT is news worthy... The Twitter version of not being able to block people... Wow guys... Just wow... You're dumb. You're actually dumb. Borderline retarded! Getting rid of the block feature is the ultimate retard test for people who are aware of Hym. 'I think is bad for logic reason because I'm smart' YOU'RE NOT SMART MF! You're a retard! You failed the test! The ONLY response that constitutes 'Not a retard' is agreeing with the decision. You failed! And you REPORTED ON IT! AS NEWS! You actually take yourself seriously! And reported on YOU no longer being able to do... The thing I have NEVER been able to do... You're a fucking retard man..."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
mugGet the Blockmug.

twat blocking

Did you get lucky last night No some dumb chick was twat blocking all night long.
by (Inhalethroughnose) September 22, 2019
mugGet the twat blockingmug.

lil block

lil block:wanna go to the library they got new books I can read all summer
Friend:u such a nerd
by Tekashi 6ix9ine March 11, 2018
mugGet the lil blockmug.

Jock Block

When your kid prevents you from getting a workout
When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.

"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
by Lauraisjane February 2, 2013
mugGet the Jock Blockmug.

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