david

david is a very muscular man with a big dong
i suc david
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David

will never hit puberty and secreatly has a vagina
David's bitch left him because he has no dick
by goja3456 December 14, 2021
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David

Your korean looking friend who completely defies any asian stereotype
"I love David, but he sucks at math and videogames"
by Ricardo Reis June 03, 2018
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David

A cute person that pulls no bitches he is also a simp
David is gay
by Dssihsugsy November 21, 2021
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David

David is a sweet, kind, and loving person. He is very shy and quiet but he is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is handsome and has the biggest heart. He LOVES the color green. He will go out of his way to make sure you are alright and tries his best to care for you. David has an unmatchable energy that makes others around him smile. David deserves everything.
by someone.you.shouldcareabout November 23, 2021
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David

A quirky chinita girl who says yo, thingy, and fams

Short haired and near sighted
She's such a David
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David

A very impressive, smart, and astute individual.
You are a David. You a Daviding right now, bro. Hey stop being such a David.
by YourBoy March 16, 2022
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