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The time nut 

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.
I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
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Follow-up Nut 

After a guy blows his load; either solo or in the company of a tight pussy, and then blows another in succession.

The nut is only considered a follow-up nut, if two key pieces of criteria are met:

1.) The nut must be blown in the same session as the previous.

2.) The refractory period must not exceed 10 minutes in length, before the successive nut is ejaculated: “t > 10 = FUN”.

Should all criteria not be met (i.e. the refractory period exceeds 10 minutes in length; or the successive nut is blown in a future session, the nut is not to be considered a follow-up nut but instead falls into the classification of “The law of iterative nut busting”).
Dude, last night I blew a fat load in my wifes pussy and the pussy was so good that she squeezed out a follow-up nut which completely drained my sack!

After last night, I have been shooting blanks.
Follow-up Nut by Chumplemonks June 22, 2021

Now that’s a good nut

A phrase you say when you admire the nut you just had
Max: (nuts) Now that’s a good nut

crack a nut 

Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."
crack a nut by Nutcracker April 23, 2014

right wing nut job 

Self-indulged nazi republicans who believe that George W. Bush is the devine savior of the US and rest of the world. Usually identified by using the word "liberal" in a negative tone in every spoken or written sentance.
That Ann Coulter broad is one right wing nut job!

Soft Nut 

ejaculation so premature, an erection isnt present
Lisa, I dont know what happened i just touched his leg and he busted a soft nut on me.
Soft Nut by IAmBlueSteel February 24, 2009