fake news card

What you accuse someone of playing when they cite adverse news about your favorite politician.

Tom: Trump was found to have taken Russian money for his campaign
Bill: More fake news from the liberals and hypocrites.

Tom: You're playing the fake news card again Bill.

by Holly Goodhead January 15, 2017

new year's eve

a time to get drunk and laid and not remember what happened afterwards

its january 1......... wtf happened to december 31....... and why does my ass hurt?

by matt December 31, 2004

rip a new a--hole

To rip apart, tear or make new entrance to ones body

What Sapphire's gonna do to a certain ex member in a rage of female hormonal fury.

by Sapphire March 25, 2004

New York City

A huge realm of streets, buildings, people, etc., sitting on western Long Island, all of Staten and Manhattan Islands, and the peninsula to the north of Manhattan Island, as well as several other isles at the mouth of the Hudson River in North America. My birthplace is somewhere in there.

Me: Penn Station is in New York City.
She: Oh? Where in New York?
Me: Um, 34th St. Midtown. Take the train into New York on Amtrak or on NJ Transit or the LIRR, and you shouldn't miss it.

by Richard Rabinowitz September 16, 2005

Law of Bad News

The Law of Bad News states that "90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature". See Finagle's Law.

Jim: Damn, I just found out I'm failing out of school, and yesterday I was told that I have testicular cancer, I'm 12,000 in credit card cancer, and I was just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.

Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.

Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News

by HermanoBluth June 12, 2010

New Year's Ebbolution

When a New Year's Resolution loosens its hold on you, dwindles, then fades away. This can happen at any moment during the year.

"Hey Claire, I thought your New Year's Resolution was sayin' no to eating chocolate. But here you are munchin' chocolate...what gives?"
"Yeah...I was determined but then the New Year's Ebbolution snuck up on me. Want some?"

by redehlert January 9, 2009

New Lurk City

a lifestyle collective/band based in New York City's downtown scene. Group of kids who perform live shows, drink, loiter, party, fight & sneak in high class parties.

Bob: you going to that New Lurk City show tonight?
Steve: them New Lurk City boys always into something, always turning up a party! hell yea!
Bob: see you there

by DannyGlova May 2, 2013