fat head

Someone who has a MASSIVE head.

Markus' head is so HUGE, he often can’t hold it up...... HGJASHDAKJDSAHLKADF. Like that, just then — his neck just gave way again, and smashed his head on my keyboard. Brilliant. Thanks for that Markus you fat head.

by Ben Sargent April 13, 2006

fat joe

slang for a penis too big for a girl.

i would fuck her, but i have a fat joe.

by guess who April 18, 2005

Fat fanny

When a woman’s vagina is massive and can fit about 20 penis in it at once or it just looks swollen

Omd you got some fat fanny can I put my penis in it

by Deans a ginger brisket May 5, 2020

Fat Lip

A disrespectful name we call FlyTooCold on Xbox. Trust me if you saw a picture of him you’ll understand.

Fly: Plays 2k for 10 minuets Aye, y’all trying to play fortnite?
Scooby: Stfu Fat Lip we just got on 2k.
Fly: I wasn’t even talking to you.
Scooby: Shut your chappy ass up and guard me.

by PoleFever June 28, 2018

fat cunt

Word to describe MY SELF

HELLO IM GRIGA AND YOU ARE WATCHING FAT CUNT

by GrigaBear May 6, 2018

Fat cocks

Wrong! Wrong idiot.

Hym "Ohoho! OR! OR the attractive ones are more likely to date the fat cocks. They're dating the fat cocks in the first place so they aren't going to date down. The UNATTRACTIVE ones (on the other hand) are going to have to settle for the small dick. They settle for the small dick and then when left in proximity with a fat cock they just fuck a fat cock behind your back. Even if he's mentally retarded. CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY! It answers EVERYTHING! The women are better at guessing because they know which ones they are going cheat with. The ones guessing based on fat cock are more likely to guess correctly. CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY! It is literally the answer. To everything. It entirely explains human history AND society AND sociology. It explains everything! Now by my book. It's free on whereever this is getting redirected but buy it anyway. I've sovled the riddle. CRITICALFATCOCKTHEORY! In stores now. $29.95! It's 4 cents cheaper than Jordan's book and is actually correct. It's a steal for that price! I'm practically giving it away! But wait! If you act now, I'll throw in the official soundtrack 'Clarion Cry of the Undead' for only $5 MORE! THAT'S $50 VALUE! A $50 value for only $34.95! Buy now! Or I'll male it rain cricket and kill all your first borns!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

Fat Bag

A bag full of fat and or lard.

Your a fat bag!

by Fishschool May 30, 2013