by mermaidjess November 21, 2009
Get the emo-sexualmug. 
The mortal enemy of the Emo Ninja. This conflict can never be solved, but unlike with real Pirates Vs Ninja battles, Emo Pirates and Emo Ninja will occasionally start snogging to call more attention to themselves.
Emo Ninja: *sniffle* Oh Emo Pirate, my ninjaish girlfriend broke up with me and I can't find my shuriken so I can't cut my wrist!
Emo Pirate: Awww, it's okay Emo Ninja! You can borrow my cutlass and pretend suicide and then we can snog and completely undermine the great conflict of Pirates Vs Ninja!
Emo Ninja: YAY!!!
Emo Pirate: Awww, it's okay Emo Ninja! You can borrow my cutlass and pretend suicide and then we can snog and completely undermine the great conflict of Pirates Vs Ninja!
Emo Ninja: YAY!!!
by Koyakku July 24, 2006
Get the emo piratemug. An emo ninja is generally a emo kid who goes around going 'omgosh ninjas are so cool they make me want to crap my pants!!!'
they talk about their 'awsome' ninja 'skills' and have pretend ninja fight with their emo friends
they talk about their 'awsome' ninja 'skills' and have pretend ninja fight with their emo friends
Jim: hahaha i will kick yo ASS with my awsome emo ninja skills
Kate: NOWAY cuz my emo ninja skills are so way more, like SKILLFULL than yours!!!
Kate: NOWAY cuz my emo ninja skills are so way more, like SKILLFULL than yours!!!
by Viksta November 22, 2005
Get the Emo Ninjamug. A bunch of tool bag bands like fallout boy, and simple plan, and other no name bands that are mostly made of emo kids, they usually like complaining about their in-ability to get girldfriends and their obvious problem of being a bitch. They also encourage guys to cross dress and wear sweaters and girls pants. These bands have the worst singers and sound like 10 year old girls, singing along to britney spears or they were castrated and had a stick up their ass whilst singing. it is the only logical answer to their high pitched voices.
Most of the people who like emo are the same people who were "preps" when that was "cool" only 6 years ago. Now that being a prep has gone out of style they deny it and act like it never happen.
even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon.
Most of the people who like emo are the same people who were "preps" when that was "cool" only 6 years ago. Now that being a prep has gone out of style they deny it and act like it never happen.
even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon.
emo kid: OH MY GOD, did you hear? fall out boy is coming out with a new CD!! oh my god i cant wait to sit at home and cry because my girlfriend dumped me for being a bitch! gosh i cant wit to get a gutiar and think that im good and play in a band that not even other emo kids like!! not only that but its gonna be great getting tickets to their next concert in my town by giving the ticket master a blow job because im a big fat faggot! it gonna be such a great time!
me: shut up emo blows your bitch!
me: shut up emo blows your bitch!
by conor April 4, 2006
Get the emo blowsmug. Usually 13-18 years of age, these courageous individuals constitute one of the few stable market segments in the current American economy. Fueled by a seemingly endless supply of their parents money (and the considerably less-endless amount they make working at the mall after school), these brave crusaders for capitalism will purchase damn near anything that's black, 80's pop culture themed, spiky, tight-fitting, or otherwise sold at Hot Topic. They're also some of the top consumers of mobile phone data plans in the nation.
Unfortunately this positive contribution to so many bottom lines makes it impractical to ship them all to a desert island until they grow out of it.
Unfortunately this positive contribution to so many bottom lines makes it impractical to ship them all to a desert island until they grow out of it.
The emo kid's outfit cost $300, but somehow she still looked like shit.
Or
I wonder if emo kids will still buy $20 t-shirts when their mom stops paying their rent?
Or
I wonder if emo kids will still buy $20 t-shirts when their mom stops paying their rent?
by int3rw3bz November 27, 2009
Get the emo kidsmug. by barbarawcheung July 27, 2008
Get the emo potatomug.