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Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.
Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck
by answer2no1 May 29, 2021
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duck nuck

a duck nuck is what u use to discribe something silly like silly goose but its not.
Olivia: i broke my ankles today
Matt: you silly duck nuck
by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021
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Moth duck

Moth duck: Is someone who doesn't give you a straight answer on anything and is dumber the a door nail
Hey when you coming soon

Them: soon

Me: etA??
Them: Sooon
Me: Whens soon

Them: Soon

Me: your such a moth duck
by Jollywallie April 18, 2021
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horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.
What a screwup. He horsed the duck.
by barber of seville January 19, 2018
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Cinnamon Duck

Old Irish legend of ducks made of cinnamon. Some theorise that these ducks were given by God to those who suffered.

It is said that these ducks cinnamon was so strong that one duck could last a person years.
"Dude this tastes like ass.."

"What the hell? Thats so rude! ..man. If only I had a cinnamon duck.. Maybe hed love me back.."
by ManMythLegendKEVIN April 20, 2025
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Duck

A prisoner that is made to carry contraband or do things for tougher prisoners that they themselves don't want to risk doing or is seen as demeaning
The leader of the AB would regularly have ducks pack their asses full of tobacco and to mule to the hole to then pass off to his fellow gang members in solitary
by anonymous April 3, 2024
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duck whore

leonie is such a duck whore shes so ducky and whorey
by jacoaja April 21, 2022
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