Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015

dead body

A delicious snack on the move.

Guy 1: You want a dead body?
Guy 2: What type?
Guy 1: Human, male, 22.
Guy 2: Oh yum.

by DESTROYER_ON_URDIC June 11, 2024

bedroom-dead

Adj: when a woman has not had sex, with her significant other or a male lover, in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

If a woman is bedroom-dead, and has needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist

by Sexydimma June 27, 2016

It is good day to be not dead!

Phrase to say when you are having a good day because of your mortal existence

H: It is good day to be not dead!
E: POW you are dead
H: IM DEAD

by ThatMothafuckin'Person October 25, 2023

Dead Ones

1. People who are no longer relevant or will soon be irrelevant to the world 2. People who are going down a path seemingly brainwashed that will obviously lead to death

Sleepwalkers should not be woken up if avoidable but dead ones must be awoken by any means necessary

by Sinpara October 24, 2020

dead rotting animal

A dead animal that is slowly decaying or corroding.

Man 1: Hell, it stinks like a dead rotting animal in here!

by big fat fucking balls December 19, 2021

Dead

What I want do be when I see you

(Rando guy) Hey!
(Me) *commits dead*

by Plankton dies in endgame September 2, 2019