Butt Cunt

The term given to the large butt like lump near the vagina when overweight (usually Greek) women attempt to hide their stomach buy sticking it into their pants. this gives them the appearance of having two butts, or a 'butt cunt'.

Can also be used as a derogatory term for anything (or anyone) you are even the slightest bit annoyed at.

example 1 - "hey have you noticed dianne lately?"

- "yeah dude, she's developed a monster 'butt cunt'"

- "she just doesnt care anymore"

example 2 - "hey leigh, did you remember to get the doritos?"

- "sorry i left them at home"

- "your a butt cunt leigh"

by skAdZ December 5, 2010

Office Cunt

The one guy in the office that everyone hates.

Has no social skills, is unhelpful and usually has a horribly messy work area.

Likely to be a sex pest.

Office Worker 1: How come no one ever invites Tom to the pub?
Office Worker 2: Because he's the Office Cunt.

by Pooner McGavin May 14, 2010

dumpter cunt

An unaffectionate term that is often assigned to a female that enjoys trashy sex with multiple men (often at the same time) that results in an internal vaginal ejaculation.

Q: Will you ever get around to banging Ashley?

A: No way. Were just friends. Besides, I'm not attracted to dumpster cunts.

by WyldShot August 15, 2005

cunt tickler

little beard that mainly indians wear.

ooh gosh i do love your cuntr tickler!

by Sam234w3245234 May 18, 2005

cunt out

When any woman of any race, color and origin has a major blow up at anything at all. Like her boyfriend, or husband, or girlfriends, or not being able to find the right shoes to wear and thus having a spastic fit over it etc.

My girlfriend had a total cunt out about not being able to find her lipstick, and then kicked in my balls because of it.

by Jonathan 1971 August 11, 2007

cunt factor

Level of cuntiness, nastiness or cruelty.

At the train station after school ended,the private school yuppie-spawn and his bum-buddies walked up to fellow-student Peter, who wasn't as privileged as they were.
Yuppie-Spawn: "So what does your dad do for a living?".
Peter: "He is a truck-driver".
Yuppie-Spawn: "Oh? So when is he getting his five-cent
pay rise?".
Yuppie-Spawn's friends smirk and then they walk away.

Yuppie-Spawn disrespected Peter's dad to maintain his cunt factor in front of his poo-pals. So he can look like the apprentice wanker he is, and because his wanker Daddy teaches him to be "competitive" by tearing other people down,instead of achieving anything via his own merit.

by workingclassredneck January 5, 2008

Cunt Maggot

The insects produced after you have gone at your girlfriend with salami, pepperoni, etc. and she has failed to clean house correctly.

A term of endearment used to describe my best friends.

There was this chick I knew in school, nicknamed brown trout, guess why - when she forgot to clean out, she got cunt maggots!

Matthew is always such a superdouche, but on occasion, he's able to reach the level of cunt maggotry.

by Brown Kau March 5, 2009