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freakin' crunk

a phrase OFTEN used my Messenger when in a state of shock, excitement, suprise, or another extreme emotional moment
"eternity...freakin' crunk that's a long time" -messenger's away message
by luker July 30, 2008
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mega crunk

to be or in relation to awesome.
Morgan and I have a MEGA CRUNK time a Niger Park.
I wish my hair was as MEGA CRUNK as Morgan's.
That Mark Whalberg is MEGA CRUNK, but he's no Dane.
by the dance commander January 7, 2008
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Pumped&Crunk

When the night before a concert or big event, you get "pumped and crunk",meaning you drink energy drinks,stay up,"party hard",do stuff youll regret,ect.
Simply its a "before party".
Boy1:Yo dude,are you Pumped&Crunk before the Warped Tour tommorow?

Boy2:HELLZYEAH LETS GO DRINK SOME MORE MONSTER AND ROCKSTAR!!!oh yeah and bang some unattractive chicks!
by julietoncocaine April 6, 2008
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scrotum crunch

when a women or man bite someones balls so hard that the
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out
man 1:hey man there is a ball on the floor
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack
by andrew smithenstein April 26, 2008
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Nunchies Crunchies

Snack-like items. Usually pronounced in a british accent.
Morgan: Would ya like some nunchies crunchies?

Misty: Oh id love some!
by Morganjaymes February 10, 2009
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Cool Crunch

-To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
by Donavin S April 11, 2009
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Pasta Crunk

What happens at a pastabilities party when you eat to much pasta.
Person 1: Yo dude pastabilities last night was so good. I got so pasta crunk this girl wanted to get with me.
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!
by Raefein February 22, 2009
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