Cheese and Crackers

The very wrong act of wearing white socks and sandels. The white socks being the cheese and the sandels being the crackers.

"Dude! Did we just walk into a cheese and crackers convention?"

"Check out that guy's cheese and crackers!"

by Dan Mc December 29, 2007

cheese penis

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.

by the man March 14, 2004

cottage cheese

when someone doesn't shower and they get a cottage cheese like substance in their foreskin. In other words really fucking nasty

Ingram is stinky and has a cottage cheese dick.

by Fiscal February 18, 2005

cheese cake

(v) - to cheesecake; term used when recieving oral sex from a girl -- when jizzing all over her face, punch (or kick) her in the nose; usually results in a cheese cake, looking substance; an obscure form of gothic sex

goth1: "hey stop fandangling with my dog and get on your knees, you're gonna get cheese caked!"
goth2: "but dude I'm a guy..."

by The Jay Factor May 17, 2006

Cheese Weed

Cheese Weed is one of several nicknames given to Malva neglecta, a winter-summer annual weed (also known as Common Mallow, Cheeses, Cheese Mallow, Dwarf Mallow, Running Mallow, Malice, Round Dock, Button Weed, Round-Leaved Mallow and Low Mallow). “Cheese Weed” can be found in fields, gardens and disturbed areas of turfgrass and thrives in much of the continental U.S. Malva neglecta is called "Cheese Weed" because of its fruit, which is shaped like a wheel of cheese.

My uncle Chaz has a really bad Cheese Weed infestation in his back yard; looks like we'll have to practice our back-flips somewhere else.

by Tommysaurus Rex June 12, 2010

ball cheese

cheese incrusted in the family jules

My friend has a really bad case of ball cheese

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

Cheese on Toast

The act of not coming through on a promising flex (shag).

The phrase originates from Matt going back to Blackpool Jackie's place after a hook up in Rumours. Despite numerous attempts to get past the heavy petting stage- access was continally denied and Matt was left to lie awake in a state of flex limbo until 8 next morning, when he received a plate of cheese on toast for all his hard efforts.

It must have been a particularly good meal as he returned the following 2 nights and received nothing but more cheese on toast.

by The Extractor May 26, 2006