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Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.
Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022
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Dad

Someone that you’ll never see. He is often getting milk. You probably won’t see him for an average of 6-9 years.
by Craven Morehead April 26, 2022
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Your Dad

Used rarely if you cant find any joke except for your mom.
knock knock
whos there?
your
your mom?
no
your who?
your dad
cmon brad, that joke was shit
by nobody's brother November 7, 2021
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Dad

An older guy that is thoroughly attractive
by heart it b October 7, 2019
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Dad Poem

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023
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Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day
Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"
by dfjawevvwjrs December 1, 2021
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dad

by v.sn, July 13, 2020
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