Hide your passport

hide your passport from tessa because she likes taking pictures of them

Lalo : what should we do?
Meche : HIDE YOUR PASSPORTS

by hala4adolla August 26, 2023

your dodgy uncle

He is the type of sexual predator that strokes your micro pp at family gatherings. His name is usually Steve or Bob and he wears chinos. You can tell by the outline under his lower abdomen that he is lacking. He usually has a 0.5-3 inch cock that is chubby and veiny. He is most likely your dad's brother and he has a neck beard. Don't type c in his search bar if you do get a hold of his computer because there are links and links of child pornography. He is unmarried and does not have kids because he cannot impregnate a 6 year old boy. His cum is usually yellow and taste like rotten pumpkins. You usually do not have the courage to own up and tell your parents he has been sexually harrasing you and slippig is pp in your tight pink bootyhole. When the family is gathered at the table for aunt Maries 90th birthday party your dodgy uncle will make sure he is beside you. He will finger your backside rub on that sweet thicc ass. Then he will purposely drop the fork just to take a pictire of your genitals

its been a while since I have your dodgy uncle since he has been imprisoned for walking into a hotel changing room and touching a young boys foreskin.

by AmongUsHamburgerSussyBalls November 27, 2021

Kiss your friend

You have to kiss your friend and tell them why you love them later

Kiss your friend and tell them why later.

by David myonaa October 16, 2019

SMH your head

Usually used to shake a head for someone

Person #1: can you please stop saying "SMH my head" there is no need
Person #2: SMH your head

by dc767 December 26, 2020

Your sister was right

You’re a wanker, complete wanker. A fucking waste of time :/

(One of Wilbur Soot’s songs, found in the album “Your City Gave Me Asthma”)

I hate to say it, but your sister was right.

by Dreamnap March 18, 2021

Off your nut

Someone who decides to take something way to far for a laugh from his mates. For example Fezza

Jumped off his parents roof with a spear when he was 16 and ended up in the hospital laughing he is off his nut

Off your nut

by Sick lad Pablo May 28, 2022

Your Favourite Martian

Your Favourite Martian, A music

animation band that was created by Ray William Johnson in 2011, but sadly got discontintued in 2012, and the band will come back with a new song in june 1st!
The Bandmates: Axel, Deejay, Benatar and the one and only puff-puff! (imagine if someone fear's the old puff puff's staring eyes of the horror...no offense tho)

Their Popular song is Orphan Tears made in 2011 with over 9 MILLION streams on spotify!

Person 1: Bro i listened to Orphan tears by Your Favourite Martian, it was a BANGER
Person 2: I agree bro it was an epic song of my childhood 😿
Person 1: Wait i forgot to mention that the band is coming back in June 1st!!!!!!
Person 2: WHAT OMG OMG HYPE HYPEHJ

by macaroni_and_cheese May 31, 2022