My preesentation of UR MOM (UR MOTHER)
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
by Cloaker September 16, 2021
Get the Ur mommug. by idfknia December 24, 2021
Get the ur dadmug. Joey: hey Ryan
Ryan:what
Joey: ur mom gay
Ryan:no u
*Brian walks in*
Brian:you sissies fighting
Joey: shut up fag
Brian: you asker for it, ur bikes a dyke
* time itself is ruptured as everything is consumed by one implosion that eventually turns everything into a blank abyss as god himself sits astonished*
Ryan:what
Joey: ur mom gay
Ryan:no u
*Brian walks in*
Brian:you sissies fighting
Joey: shut up fag
Brian: you asker for it, ur bikes a dyke
* time itself is ruptured as everything is consumed by one implosion that eventually turns everything into a blank abyss as god himself sits astonished*
by Its time to dudududududududuel May 16, 2018
Get the ur bikes a dykemug. by Error_no_name1234 January 7, 2022
Get the Ur mommug. 
ur mom refers as a comeback or a slur to some people. You may use "ur mom" as referring to your actual mom, or you may refer to "ur mom" as a sort of comeback when someone asks you something and you don't really know what else to say besides, "ur mom" lol hehe.
hey ur mom is over there!
hey what's up? ur mom hehe
yo, why are you so ugly? nah I'm not, but ur mom is..
hey what's up? ur mom hehe
yo, why are you so ugly? nah I'm not, but ur mom is..
by PumaCoco July 3, 2023
Get the ur mommug.