touched

annoyed, upset, or agitated.

"you're so touched she ghosted you"

by paxrox December 5, 2021

touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

by Someone called Frederick January 3, 2022

touchtone terrorist

When someone only engages you via snarky text messages. Usually the terrorist is trying to get you to engage in a mean reply and then they play victim. They won’t answer the phone to clear up the miscommunication.

Good job not engaging the touchtone terrorist. Your reply was very nice.

by Therealtonitalks April 7, 2022

touchingpenis

when you really enjoy touchingpenises you become a touchingpenis. this means, every time there is a penis nearby, you touch penises, because you are a touching penis

touchingpenis: omg i smell a penis
penis: hey sexy lets mingle
touchingpenis: fo sho

by Batmansgf696969696969669969696 April 19, 2022

Touchfull

The feeling of welcome and happiness

Person1: He looks so touchfull today!
Person2: Yeah he must be so happy!

by Mads :) April 22, 2022

touchdown

touchdown is when you just touch down in prison for some sick heinous disturbing taboo crime or just got away with it.

touchdown!!!!!!

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 27, 2022

touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022