Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels

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Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.

by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024

Beat A Furry Day

November 27 is National Beat A Furry Day

On that day you can beat up as many furries as you want.

Person 1: Hey its beat a furry day.
Person 2: cool, I'll get my base ball bat

by pluh man 420 69 March 23, 2024

Their ass beat

What Ari is about to get

Person one:

What did Ari get for new years?

Person two: their ass beat.

by kyle and zaviour January 1, 2022

beat dick

Something that is particularly ratchet, awful, or otherwise generally beat.

Damn, this (insert literally any word here) is beat dick !!

by Lit Dick420 March 31, 2017

Beat Your Face

Expression used by Drill Sergeants to order a subordinate to do push-ups.

Beat your face, Private!

by Formerarmyguy February 19, 2021

killer beat

Killer beat is referring to as the beat is a banger beat or best beat ever made

Usually it is made for rap mostly

(killer beat) The beat is used to throw in some tight hot rhymes, best metaphors and dope punchlines

by migty July 19, 2016

Beat

a stretched vagina

man she's beat

by 9125 July 14, 2017