Aquinas straight

A man who is only attracted to women would make good wives and mothers and only into relations which will conform to the Natural Law.

Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.

I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.

by matkap March 15, 2021

dire straight

When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.

Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.

by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023

Yes Straight

A code for describing a teacher who is usually unfair with grading, and gives too many quizzes

Dude I have so many quizzes today because of Yes Straight

by RoJoPotus May 16, 2019

Fat guy gets served by straight marine

On dinis browser history. Huu gay

Fat guy gets served by straight marine

by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019

Straight To The Toilet

A sentence used on a night out by myself but it could easily become a thing.Used in the context of getting sick etc when one of your mates who’s not the best singer etc is offering to sing for your group of friends.

Don’t sing mate because this will send me straight to the toilet.

by The usual shenanigans September 23, 2021

straight

a phase we all you're just a little gay ;)

my son: hey dad I'm straight

me: it's just a phase

by I'm daddy;) September 3, 2020

Straight TikTok

The best and superior side of TikTok. Where all the unproblematic people reside. Everyone in straight TikTok supports the right things and can take a joke.

Dan: Are you on straight tiktok or alt tiktok?
Kenny: Straight duhh, that's the best side
Dan: good

by Chloe Lee October 23, 2020