Yard sock

A tube shaped piece of material with openings on both ends, so it can be worn to mask face or warm ears.

Look at that flailer over there wearing a yard sock to hide his identity.

by 406Brand January 9, 2019

Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.

"Come on then Cotton socks"

by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020

chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.

next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.

by lykaboss August 2, 2011

sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile

I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!

by Encyclopedia of dictionaries May 28, 2019

the sock

A sock that Men and Boys use to clean themselves after Masturbating, Also can be used to ejaculate into.

Joe: Hey my mom found the sock last night

Bob: Damn that sucks

by MrZuckMan August 29, 2021

Muddy sock

When you get poop in your uncircumcised penis hood

Last night I was hitting it from the back and saw I had a muddy sock when I pulled out.

by Scooterbritches November 22, 2022