Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022

CORN CHIP BLOW JOB

A CORN CHIP BLOW BLOW JOB IS THE ACT OF EATING SOME CORN CHIPS AND CHEWING BUT NOT SWALLOWING,

THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.

MY DICK LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND STINGS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A CORN CHIP BLOW JOB LAST NIGHT.

by MuddyBottoms August 30, 2021

skinny blow

Background: A type of fart
I experienced this while driving. I was wearing tight skinny jeans, strapped in securely by the lap belt on the firm seat of my jeep when I had to pass gas.

Skinny Blow may be experienced by a female if she is wearing very tight skinny jeans and releases a fart. The gas will blow the pussy. The bigger the fart the harder the blow. May also be accompanied by a squeak.

My stomach is so gassy from that big meal! I just felt a skinny blow.

by White Renegade December 10, 2015

snow blow

snow blow is slang for cocaine. most people who do a lot of coke call it "snow blow"

Tyrone: I'm snorting that coke

Jamar: im detroit we call it snow blow

by peanut coke plug November 6, 2022

blow stones

Smoke crack

Billy would occasionally be blow stones.

by Pizzacock24786 May 10, 2017

jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.

the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.

by MC Busta September 5, 2019

blowing my bubble

When someone hypes you up just to knock you down. Just like how you blow a bubble up till it pops or you are unable to blow anymore and it deflates. Cause a bubble never lasts forever

Guy: hey my bosa said ive been doing really well think I'm gonna get a raise or do you think he was just blowing my bubble

Guy 2: nah bro he's just blowing your bubble

by Bubbles12344 May 24, 2018