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American Cure-All

The practice of taking a couple Advil pills and “sleeping it off” Usually performed by an individual that experiences a pain that should warrant a hospital visit, but the individual cannot afford a hospital bill.
Greg fell down the stairs last night. He could barely walk after and I wanted to take him to the hospital , but he did the American Cure-All and walked out of the house this morning like nothing was wrong.
by Glarfl January 25, 2024
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All-American Poop-Out

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.
I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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American

A person who should be banned from Earth, is a psychopath, does things no one ever does, and is just plain dumb.
A person who puts cereal before the milk
Bro, these Americans really think cereal goes before the milk!
by Scrolte February 6, 2024
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American Roulette

When you grab a cops gun and try to shoot yourself before another cop shoots you.
“Bro what happen to Jim, heard he went to the hospital

“Dude, he tried to play American Roulette”
by k1ng.k3rm1t February 6, 2024
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Hot dog and Hamburger American

A person born in America who may have immigrant parents but acts and identifies as a typical American and is no different than an American whose ancestry goes back 200 years.
John's parents were born in Hong Kong and they may speak Chinese and eat traditional Chinese at home, but among his friends he is your typical Hot Dog and Hamburger American.
by Nemo1955 October 10, 2023
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North American Threesome

When an American a Mexican and a Canadian have a threesome. For geographical accuracy Canadian on top American in the middle and the Mexican on bottom.
The other night I met a woman from Ottawa and a woman from Mexico City and they were interested in a North American Threesome
by Hvactree October 11, 2023
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american jackass

when you know just enough about a topic or subject to mention it but don't know enough to elaborate on it.
I started telling my friend about how the James Webb telescope was finding galaxies so far away that they shouldn't exist but then realized I was being an American Jackass as I tried to explain the findings further.
by Traveling_Ace October 13, 2023
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