Dad

Something you don't have sadly :(

Hey bro how about hop on CODW.
No shut up it's a @$% $#% game, bro it's for fatherless people. ( i'm just joking )
What's fatherless?
It's what you are 💀

Dad means a parent in which you haven't seen for the year or more you have lived.

by TheChhingieahsdhb September 13, 2022

Dad's fault

General principle or rule stating any and all negative or disproved actions are Dad's fault, regardless of which family members are involved in the situation.

Mom's car is out of gas, it's Dad's fault.

by Rajuor July 29, 2025

Dad

Who?

Son: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: The store son.
Son: When will you be back?
Dad: 20 minutes.
5 years later...

by Fingerblaster42069 May 17, 2019

Dad scared

When you're scared shitless of a girl's father but you also want him to like you and trust you so you have his blessing to date his daughter and you're scared because you don't know what he's going to do or say or ask you

hey I was dad scared last night

by Partymaster October 10, 2016

Your Dad

1. The reason your sad ass exists.
2. That guy who left to get milk 7 years ago.

"Your dad is a horrible person"-Scumbag

by The Legend Scumbag December 3, 2018

My dad

The shittiest father there could ever be

My dad went to go get the milk and he never came back

by Lulej4 May 4, 2023

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024