The Falcon Punch

Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.

When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025

Hydroponic punch

When you walk into a grow and smell, just punches you in the nose and gives you a bloody nose

Guy one: hey man smell these dabs Guy two: Damn man that’s got that “hydroponic punch “

by SpecterPatronum! December 24, 2022

tonsil punch

When you use a girls tonsil as a punching bag for your dick

Mandingo took Leshaniqua to his crib and tonsil punched her.

by alskdjflkasjjfllksjdf October 2, 2017

Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

pioneer punch

Using ones hand, and forearm as a rectal stimulation device, not using any lubricants, or sanitizer.

My girlfriends snatch had lung cancer, so I gave her the pioneer punch.

by Dick Twain October 5, 2017

Punch

Using stolen credit/debit cards in order to buy something for your own good.

I just hit a punch on a Plain Jane bout 3 weeks ago.

by Didionroeblock July 17, 2023

tounge punch the mudstar

Tounge punch the mudstar: To lick and dart your tounge to and in the asshole.

"Bend over and spread your cheeks , I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

"I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

Booty, Butthole, Asshole, Poopshoot, Tounge Punch the Mudstar

by ThaJtrain December 28, 2016