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punch the koala

Hit the pussy hard like you were punching a small furry animal from down under.
John finally got the girl to go home with him when he told her he was going to punch the koala until it felt like her pussy had gone three rounds with Tyson.
by Crashexl May 29, 2018
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Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.
“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe
by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018
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punching the goose

When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch
After I did a donkey punch to my girlfriend, she got me back by punching the goose.
by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018
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Dry punch

When you walk into a room and smell an odor that makes up turn around and walk out means you were dry punched,
I walked in the restroom and I was dry punched.
by Dry punched June 6, 2018
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Long range hole punch

A gun. Usually used when mentioning guns directly is non-desirable, e.g. when in the presence of potential government agents online.
I built a long range hole punch in my garage the other day.
by wonkire March 5, 2023
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Cunt Punch

When A Squirter Queef's.
I just had a Cunt Punch. It was very wet.
by DJ.JAM-EZ March 13, 2023
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punched

a guy or girl who is really ugly
Guy 1: That girl over there likes you.
Guy 2: *Sees* Oh, hell no she's punched.
by kmerk March 18, 2023
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