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Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.
John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.
by StinkyZ May 24, 2016
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Post Twilight Stress Disorder

when you watch all of the twilight saga (9hrs 53 mins) and regret the past 10 hours of your existence, forever
UUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING BACK, THE MEMORIES, THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES...... IVE GOT POST TWILIGHT STRESS DISORDER, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Frau Kowalik May 15, 2018
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post-eras depression (PED)

A deep sense of longing experienced after attending Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. Similar to post-concert depression, PED stems from the overwhelming joy and excitement of the event, followed by the abrupt return to everyday life. Fans may find themselves reminiscing about the concert, replaying setlists, or scrolling through their camera rolls yearning to relive the magical experience.
After the final song of the night, I knew the Post-Eras Depression (PED) would hit hard—how could anything compare to the magic of seeing Taylor live?
by swiftie13lover December 8, 2024
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post-surgery curiosity

Refers to the common occurrence of a patient’s asking the doctor to show him the “nasty” (i.e., a lodged foreign object, gall/kidney stone, tumor, infection-colony x-ray, etc.) that was removed, and thus his intense suffering in finally alleviated. Deep-framing said undesirable for display on the person’s wall is optional.
Children are most often the patients exhibiting post-surgery curiosity, such as wanting to see a thorn/splinter (“No WONDER this was paining you so much --- just look how big and ugly it is!”) after it’s been extracted from their hurting appendage.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
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pimp post

The fold-down center arm rest found in just about any 1960-1970 luxury automobile.
"Hey baby, flip up that pimp post, slide on down the seat, climb up to my bumper and lemme smack dat monkey!"
by Hoosierdaddio November 10, 2013
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post-pwn

to perform an action resulting in a tie, draw, or overtime. Post-pwnage can, but is not limited to occurring in athletic activities and computerized games.
"5 seconds to win... Double Kill! Sudden Death!"
"Post-pwned muthafuckas!"
by Ben! (who else?) November 5, 2007
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Post hoc date

When two people in the 'talking phase' meet up initially and do date type things without planning on it, only to later realise that their meeting could qualify as a date.

Post hoc date refers to a date that is officially recognized or labeled as such after the fact, rather than being a planned or intentional first date.
The couple laughed about their first meeting, realizing that it was actually a post hoc date, as they had already grown close through weeks of getting to know each other.
by Wuv Wuv September 16, 2024
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