Mexican Tummy Tuck

A process by which a drug trafficker swallows large quantity of illicit substances in plastic baggie or balloon for the sole purpose to transport the substances across borders for the purposes of consumption or sale.

Me and 4 buddies are heading to Mexico for that sweet Mexican Tummy Tuck.

by Chairman March 8, 2023

Mexican meat shank

A Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.

I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.

by geusbshsown January 18, 2023

law breaking mexican

Lohkz from tinychat

Look at that lohkz over there. Those law breaking mexicans always at it.

by LatinLover123467890 February 6, 2023

short Mexican girl

Usually concerning on how aggressive they can be. But they can sometimes be sweet

Friend 1: Damn bro why is (blank) so aggressive

Friend 2: Idk man she’s just a short Mexican girl

by The Knightly Knight May 6, 2023

Mexican Pack Mule

The act of peeing in a girls mouth as she sits on the toilet and pees as well.

Have you ever tried a Mexican Pack Mule?

by Nukaworldsupreme November 2, 2019

Mexican Jelly Beans

Bullets shot into the air at a Mexican party or festival

It was raining Mexican jelly beans last night, three cows were killed and I need a new roof now

by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020

The New Mexican Advantage

When your friend has an inherent advantage in online games due to living in New Mexico, where the servers are either closer, and so they lag less, or the servers are so far away that they can ignore the rules of time itself.

He only won because of The New Mexican Advantage.

by ygbyhb January 28, 2021