Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019

Time to make the donuts

9:30 a.m. Eastern time / 6:30 a.m. Pacific when the stock market opens… it’s time to make the donuts $$$$$

Make sure you aren’t too hungover to wake up by opening bell. 6:30 a.m. is time to make the donuts, baby!!! 🤑

by BadAtty January 14, 2025

Make remarks

when you make remarks means you say something, but it is slightly offensive.

I used to date taller women, and people make remarks on me

by Uncle Vi August 17, 2023

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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

make like a baby & head out

Leave

Yo guys bout to make like a baby & head out. Got work in the morning.

by Jimonte December 10, 2017

No make-up march

The month where none of the girls wear make up to show their true self

Friend 1:Have you seen her she's so ugly
Friend 2:yeah it's because it's no make-up march

by CharpiPL December 3, 2019

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025