john ding

John ding is the blackest man ever!

Girl 1: who is that man?
Girl2: that must be John ding!

by Halls bæ May 16, 2018

papi john

Is just Papi John

Papi John is a headass

by Cubby3452 September 23, 2017

John Laurens

He is john laurens in the place to be and he is gay, beautiful and perfect. He is totally Alexander Hamilton's boyfriend. He is also dead. But he is now in heaven because he is better than you and this world didn't deserve him.

Me: "John Laurens is better than you"
You: "Shit you right

by MICHELLE0191 August 28, 2017

jasper john

Noun. Jasper John means handsome teenager or cute teenage boy.
Verb. Jasper John as a verb means someone who is good at licking or is very good at using his tongue.

Wow, that jasper john is very good at jasper john the ice cream.
I wanna be jasper john by that tall blonde jasper.

by JasperJohnny June 9, 2021

John Hanson

John Hanson, a handsome man in his 60s,likes to hit on younger women,smells of freshly cut grass.

I wrote a song about John Hanson today

by A.holmes November 9, 2019

John McClaned

Using a long thick ice sickle to vaginally toy your favorite lady on those cold kinky winter nights

The wife was feeling kinky last night so is broke an ice sickle off the roof and John McClaned her. Untill she melted it completely away.

by Pipeline soldier September 14, 2014

john niehaus

A big ass motherfucking bitch

That guy is john niehaus

by superguy999 May 7, 2018