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John Hartsfield

An absolute fuckboi who's a bum-ass good for nothing. Someone who usually sits around their house all day playing video games and eating unhealthy foods. When they're confronted with the truth or have nothing to say, they usually resort to gay jokes since that is the full extent of their intellect.
Stop being a fucking John Hartsfield and do something with your life!
by Jiblaw September 3, 2016
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John Leguizamo

A mind beyond genius, who could create the next best thing in any field he/she chooses, but chooses not to create anything but art because anything else would go against the ultimate truth he/she realizes at around the age of 4. While a John Leguizamo is typically ethnic, white people tend both to fear and desire a John Leguizamo because with all their literature they can't understand how something so brown can be so genetically superior. A John Leguizamo is often misunderstood as a narcissist because he/she is simply honest about his/her ability. Furthermore, a John Leguizamo realizes early on, that objective honesty is not only possible, but the only true signifier of courage in modern civilization and the only way toward world peace.
1) "Stop talking to me like you're a John Leguizamo. You're just a human bro."
2) "I went out on a date last night, and holy smokes, I actually fell in love. This girl is a real life baby John Leguizamo."
by crsalvador November 21, 2018
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John Sweeney

I'm not sure, I'm going to have to pull a John Sweeney on this.
by Helianski94 December 2, 2021
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john mettee

john mettee gay lol
by i hate john mettee February 22, 2020
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John-Deered

Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.
I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.

Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.
by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018
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John Norman

A science fiction author and former college professor best known for creating the Gor Series. His books have been described as some of the worst ever written, with criticism being directed at their bad proses, unoriginal stories, and highly misogynistic worldviews. His fanbase consists mostly of incels, as they are the only ones who agree that the only way for women to be happy is as sex slaves.

Despite being almost universally hated, Norman is under the delusion that he is the world's most important writer and has gone so far as to compare himself to Socrates and Nietzsche.
If you ever want to see the precursor to Jordan Peterson, look up John Norman.
by Lynch/Fellini June 1, 2023
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John Hanson

John Hanson, a handsome man in his 60s,likes to hit on younger women,smells of freshly cut grass.
I wrote a song about John Hanson today
by A.holmes November 9, 2019
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