ghost texter

Similar to a ghost writer, it is someone who temporarily writes and sends text messages on behalf of the original sender. Mostly because the sender is busy doing something else.

While she’s driving, she asked her best friend to become a ghost texter so that she could respond to her ex-boyfriend.

by nervous_wreak3 December 1, 2023

The 1928 Ghost Pepper Rainbow Messenger Add Oak For 10457-2219

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The 1928 Ghost Pepper Rainbow Messenger Add Oak For 10457-2219

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Tactical Ghosting

Ghosting someone, when you are already married.

To ghost his wife, he had to step up his game. Using tactical ghosting techniques, he finally succeeded.

by Episteopheus September 24, 2023

Ghost in the Shell

when you shove an boiled egg in someone's mouth and wrap a leather belt around their face and kick them in the mouth. Release the Ghost in the Shell

hey girl can you do a Ghost in the Shell on me I'll give you a $20

by potc September 28, 2020

Riding the Ghost Whip

Being penetrated by a well hung Albino guy

Juliet: My ovaries are sore from Riding the Ghost Whip last night....
Sara: Did Nathan come over, Was it that good?
Juliet: The white monster whipped me real good!!!!
Sara: I need me some of that whip!

by Urban Ghost August 20, 2019

Ghost Tears

The act of masturbating two men until both ejaculate into your open eyes.

Bruce forgot his costume so we gave him ghost tears.

by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021

Blame it on the ghost

This is when there is a horrible piece of art or gross food on the table that needs to go away but there is not a polite way to remove it. So, you destroy it and then blame it on the ghost.

Person 1: What happened to that horrid, inspirational cat poster the boss put on the wall?

Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?

Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.

by saskers December 8, 2019