FiveM Brain PT 2

People with FiveM Brain:

Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.

Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”

Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.

Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”

Discord & Online Traits

Their Discords look identical:

Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).

“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”

Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.

They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.

The E-Dater Syndrome

FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:

They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.

Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”

Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.

Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.

Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.

Long-Term Effects

Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:

Loss of critical thinking.

No real social awareness.

Permanent delusion of being relevant.

Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”

Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”

Example:

“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)

Final Thoughts

The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.

They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.

Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”

Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.

Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.

by FiveMKidsAreDweebs October 7, 2025

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Five Points Neighborhood (Detroit, Mi)

A neighborhood on the far northwest side of Detroit (ZIP 48219), right by Redford Township and Southfield. Known for its mix of city grit and suburban calm — tree-lined blocks, family homes, and the Rouge River cutting nearby.

But under the calm, Five Points (or 5PN / 5Point Nation) is home to a loose alliance of local Crip-affiliated street crews and tagger crews who run the area’s corners and walls. They’re not connected to the L.A. Crips, but rep their own Detroit-bred version of Crip culture.

Notable crews:
• W7M ETGC (Evergreen Telegraph Gangster Crips) – deep as hell and posted all along West Seven Mile aka “W7M”.
• Hyena Crips (83GC) – a super active street clique known for graffiti tags and rivalries around Five Points.
• ScoreGang (SCRG) – one of the better-known neighborhood crews.
• 24000 Blocc Crips (24BLK) – active along the westside stretch near Lahser.

“Yeah, bro from the Five Points Neighborhood (Detroit, Mi), that’s 5PN territory — Hyena Crips, ScoreGang (SCRG), all them blue rag dudes who crazy as fuck always tagging shit up, out by 7 Mile & Telegraph.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 14, 2025

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