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Cuddle fucker 

A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.
Wow, I’m so ashamed I just got duped by that cuddle fucker!
Cuddle fucker by Lobizzle October 8, 2018
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MOTHER FUCKER 

Kyle shepherd is a mother fucker. His favorite women are ones that have kids or he knows he can get knocked up.
MOTHER FUCKER by Motherfuckerswife January 25, 2019

coon fucker 

someone who fucks another mans cooter.
coon fucker by ZachHasAutism February 6, 2019

That fucker guy 

The guy that no one likes, but still talk to
That fucker guy by Waist_of_Sperm February 9, 2019

Ass Fucker 

When someone is being a dick and a pain in the ass at the same time.
“Jeez Johnson stop being such an ass fucker!”

Holy shit this school is filled with a bunch of ass fuckers.”
Ass Fucker by XxMoist_BaconxX December 31, 2018

Mud-Fucker 

See back in the day, somebody fucked mud and turned black. That's about it.
Mud-Fucker by Goat-Lord January 12, 2019

Suck-Fucker 

A person that would save a shot, within the last 5 seconds of a match of rocket league, and cause you to cry out so loud, your mother-in-law would scold you at 2am.
That motherfucking suck-fucker just saved my shot!
Suck-Fucker by Ricky Strike March 7, 2019