a largely reviled musical sub-genre that's a permutation of hardcore punk minus any inkling of testosterone. Has replaced Mexican accordian polka as the least tolerable music to most people. Hell, even Mexican polka has it's charm in a Mexican restaurant....
Dude, what smells? Is that some emo on the bottom of your Chucks from the dog park? Yep, I'll scrape it off.
by Dark Bard October 16, 2008
Get the emo mug.emos lyk 2 fink of themselves s being indivduals and refer to themselve as scene they actually look exactly like each other... you can spot an emo by there inhabitation of middle class coffee bars such as starbucks or outside depressin the rest of the population or by the pool of blood comin 4rm the self harmin to get attention
emo girl"ur new hair cut is propa scene, you look sex i <3 u"
emo boy"i did it myself i didnt lyk my life so i took my hair as i representation of my self hatred"
emo boy"i did it myself i didnt lyk my life so i took my hair as i representation of my self hatred"
by ---georgie--- July 29, 2008
Get the emo mug.An emo ninja is generally a emo kid who goes around going 'omgosh ninjas are so cool they make me want to crap my pants!!!'
they talk about their 'awsome' ninja 'skills' and have pretend ninja fight with their emo friends
they talk about their 'awsome' ninja 'skills' and have pretend ninja fight with their emo friends
Jim: hahaha i will kick yo ASS with my awsome emo ninja skills
Kate: NOWAY cuz my emo ninja skills are so way more, like SKILLFULL than yours!!!
Kate: NOWAY cuz my emo ninja skills are so way more, like SKILLFULL than yours!!!
by Viksta November 22, 2005
Get the Emo Ninja mug.A bunch of tool bag bands like fallout boy, and simple plan, and other no name bands that are mostly made of emo kids, they usually like complaining about their in-ability to get girldfriends and their obvious problem of being a bitch. They also encourage guys to cross dress and wear sweaters and girls pants. These bands have the worst singers and sound like 10 year old girls, singing along to britney spears or they were castrated and had a stick up their ass whilst singing. it is the only logical answer to their high pitched voices.
Most of the people who like emo are the same people who were "preps" when that was "cool" only 6 years ago. Now that being a prep has gone out of style they deny it and act like it never happen.
even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon.
Most of the people who like emo are the same people who were "preps" when that was "cool" only 6 years ago. Now that being a prep has gone out of style they deny it and act like it never happen.
even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon.
emo kid: OH MY GOD, did you hear? fall out boy is coming out with a new CD!! oh my god i cant wait to sit at home and cry because my girlfriend dumped me for being a bitch! gosh i cant wit to get a gutiar and think that im good and play in a band that not even other emo kids like!! not only that but its gonna be great getting tickets to their next concert in my town by giving the ticket master a blow job because im a big fat faggot! it gonna be such a great time!
me: shut up emo blows your bitch!
me: shut up emo blows your bitch!
by conor April 4, 2006
Get the emo blows mug.Usually 13-18 years of age, these courageous individuals constitute one of the few stable market segments in the current American economy. Fueled by a seemingly endless supply of their parents money (and the considerably less-endless amount they make working at the mall after school), these brave crusaders for capitalism will purchase damn near anything that's black, 80's pop culture themed, spiky, tight-fitting, or otherwise sold at Hot Topic. They're also some of the top consumers of mobile phone data plans in the nation.
Unfortunately this positive contribution to so many bottom lines makes it impractical to ship them all to a desert island until they grow out of it.
Unfortunately this positive contribution to so many bottom lines makes it impractical to ship them all to a desert island until they grow out of it.
The emo kid's outfit cost $300, but somehow she still looked like shit.
Or
I wonder if emo kids will still buy $20 t-shirts when their mom stops paying their rent?
Or
I wonder if emo kids will still buy $20 t-shirts when their mom stops paying their rent?
by int3rw3bz November 27, 2009
Get the emo kids mug.by barbarawcheung July 27, 2008
Get the emo potato mug.An emo kid, is someone who listens to emo music and wears the emo style.
For boys the emo style is:
black, or multi-Colored hair, with side bangs
tight band t-shirts, or shirts with funny slogans
tight jeans
lip ring (usually)
eyeliner (sometimes)
studded belt, or a sparkly girly belt
converse all stars (hi-top or lo-top) checkered vans, or any other type of vans for that matter.
tons of braceletes, and wristbands
Emo Girl:
chin lengh or longer hair
black or white blonde hair
headbands in hair (usually in a bright color)
jeans
tight band t-shirts or brand name clothes
studded belts, sometimes girly belts
converse all stars (hi-top or low-top) checkered vans or any other type of vans
lip ring or septum piercing or nose ring (sometimes)
necklaces, big beads, chokers, bracelets, and wristbands.
Emo Kids usually dress in the style stated above and they listen to emo or screamo music. Examples of emo and screamo bands are:
dashboard confessional, taking back sunday, alexisonfire, juliana theory, silverstein, etc.
Please note:
Emo Kids aren't always depressed, they don't all have eating disorders, and emo does not mean you are a cutter.
For boys the emo style is:
black, or multi-Colored hair, with side bangs
tight band t-shirts, or shirts with funny slogans
tight jeans
lip ring (usually)
eyeliner (sometimes)
studded belt, or a sparkly girly belt
converse all stars (hi-top or lo-top) checkered vans, or any other type of vans for that matter.
tons of braceletes, and wristbands
Emo Girl:
chin lengh or longer hair
black or white blonde hair
headbands in hair (usually in a bright color)
jeans
tight band t-shirts or brand name clothes
studded belts, sometimes girly belts
converse all stars (hi-top or low-top) checkered vans or any other type of vans
lip ring or septum piercing or nose ring (sometimes)
necklaces, big beads, chokers, bracelets, and wristbands.
Emo Kids usually dress in the style stated above and they listen to emo or screamo music. Examples of emo and screamo bands are:
dashboard confessional, taking back sunday, alexisonfire, juliana theory, silverstein, etc.
Please note:
Emo Kids aren't always depressed, they don't all have eating disorders, and emo does not mean you are a cutter.
'Normal' Kid: Hey! Look its Jill the stupid depressed emo girl!
Jill/Emo Girl: I AM NOT DEPRESSED!!
'Normal' Kid: Why do you listen to songs that say cut my wrists then you stupid cutter?
Jill/Emo Girl: I like the music...its the same as you listening to songs saying I shoot hoes...just because a song says something doesn't mean the person who listens to it copies it...so go away now.
'Normal' Kid: Okay then (mumbles under breath) stupid emo kids
Jill/Emo Girl: I AM NOT DEPRESSED!!
'Normal' Kid: Why do you listen to songs that say cut my wrists then you stupid cutter?
Jill/Emo Girl: I like the music...its the same as you listening to songs saying I shoot hoes...just because a song says something doesn't mean the person who listens to it copies it...so go away now.
'Normal' Kid: Okay then (mumbles under breath) stupid emo kids
by Jen_The_Ripper May 30, 2006
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