An I pod douche is a person who likes to use and play other peoples' i pods or i phones just to beat their high scores on their games. An i pod douche usually informs the i pod owner and surrounding people (usually friends or family) of his achievement of beating the high score.
by 12345Big12345Brown12345 February 21, 2010
Get the I pod douchemug. by Telephony February 20, 2014
Get the Team super douchemug. someone who is being more than your average douchebag. calling them the french version of the word implies that they are not only a douchebag but they are also french, making the insult far worse.
man 1: geez, that guys is a douchebag.
man 2: no, dude. what that bag le douche did transcends normal douchebaggery.
man 2: no, dude. what that bag le douche did transcends normal douchebaggery.
by c-web November 15, 2007
Get the bag le douchemug. by Kevin Hackler July 24, 2006
Get the Plastic Bag of Douchemug. A 20-something male sitting outside of Peet's Coffee, sporting a top knot, scraggly beard, reading a book on philosophy, seated in the Lotus position.
I wasn't sure whether he was going out of his way to be ironic or if he was actually a living, breathing Hipster Douche Clichè.
by CACubsFan March 12, 2017
Get the Hipster Douche Clichèmug. Noun, Adjective - A person who has shown outstanding achievement when it comes to the practices of being a douche bag, fucker, asshole, shithead, or any other demeaning clique association that portrays douchery at its finest.
When standing in line at DQ you suddenly are cut in line by a jock and a few of his douche bag friends.
You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.
After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.
Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...
You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.
After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.
Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...
by IisMathwizard December 18, 2012
Get the Douche bag extraordinairemug. You're an "insta-douche" for taking up six washers.
Dude! You used pacifism and arrest on 8 of my creatures! You're such an insta-douche!
Dude! You used pacifism and arrest on 8 of my creatures! You're such an insta-douche!
by Jace Beleren February 27, 2011
Get the Insta-Douchemug.