Dip-shitzkrieg dip-shits-kreeg
noun (slang, derogatory, military/humor)
1. The aggressive and reckless act of going to war, escalating conflict, or initiating chaos over something absurdly trivial or stupid.
2. A satirical reference to a situation where emotion, pride, or idiocy overrides logic and diplomacy.
Etymology: Blend of dipshit (a slang insult for a foolish person) + Blitzkrieg (German for “lightning war”).
noun (slang, derogatory, military/humor)
1. The aggressive and reckless act of going to war, escalating conflict, or initiating chaos over something absurdly trivial or stupid.
2. A satirical reference to a situation where emotion, pride, or idiocy overrides logic and diplomacy.
Etymology: Blend of dipshit (a slang insult for a foolish person) + Blitzkrieg (German for “lightning war”).
by Worlds_Amiss April 7, 2025

It's during a sexual intercourse. The male dips one time then finishes and zips his pants. This happens maybe the first time the male has sexual intercourse and it's quite embarrassing.
Guy: Dude i completely embarrased myself last night with Janna.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy: I one dip zipped...
Guy 2: Ahh shit man.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy: I one dip zipped...
Guy 2: Ahh shit man.
by SiXeH November 23, 2013

by Stupidbeeach April 15, 2019

by Cohen Britney December 23, 2016

by Ladydipper_16 September 11, 2016

Billy packed the fattest skoal the other day, but softy boy just packed the smallest (You could barely see any dip)
by yeah Newnan March 31, 2009

When you’re having anal intercourse with a woman and after getting your penis nice and juicy, you ask her to give you better than average fellatio.
Talking to a buddy: “So yeah; I was in Alabama last weekend for my family reunion, and I got a little bit of that forbidden fun dip. Grandma nearly lost her teeth.”
by Syphilus Infected Sea Skipper February 27, 2024
