Calamity In Your Dancing Pants

To have one's mind blown. Question everything you know to be true.

"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."

by Sparky1992 May 9, 2025

led a merry dance

To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident

synonym : being led astray

Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs

my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate

by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021

Cuban porcupine dance

The act of sexual intercourse between a man and a fish (specifically a catfish)

You took a while fishing honey, what’d you do? The Cuban porcupine dance?

by Ldogsings May 10, 2025

Dancing Royalty

Someone who exemplifies excellent and royalty in their dance/performance.

I have been working as a dancer in the club industry for over 11 years. I am dancing royalty!

I am well known for my performance and dance skills. People call me dancing royalty.

by LingDanc803 February 27, 2023

Freak-a-boo Dancing

Freak-a-boo Dancing is when you and a partner are freak dancing while also playing peek-a-boo :3

Michael was Freak-a-boo Dancing with David last night

by Akina maybes June 6, 2024

dancing in fancy shoes

This is when you or someone else is pretending to be better than who or what they really are.

Example: "Oh, isn't that guy really cool?"
"No. He's just dancing in fancy shoes."

by SashaKittyEliza September 12, 2021

Complicated Dance

A dance that possibly every animals do for reproduction.

First, you need to find someone who thinks you're cute, date and be awkward and if things work out in a Complicated Dance, two of your cells merge.

by mistaque November 7, 2021