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rally car

typically Swedish, Italian or french car loosely based on what you think a car is. North American attempts to commission Evos, WRX, RS and most other road going variants to follow a route thru your local gravel roads. (note local gravel roads are not in Detroit rather the northern suburb of L'anse or the twin cites suburb of Akeley (And its still 7 miles north of there)).

They hide expensive suspension, cages, and comfy seats.

Manned by robots (no fear of things bc they don't know or care) with helmets and in car communication. The communication is mostly for fart jokes and 'hey why don't chu try that road coming up on the left".

some cooler ones get painted or stickers.

buy tshirts and merch from the teams that are in the MudWhale championship chase.

If you had to look this up you should plan to attend the local group heating and friendship group(fire) at the closest Sno-drift. Its the only way to carry on with this interesting way of life and to truly understand how these people can waste good work days driving thru the woods.
Jim: Tim i think Bret Hunter and Jon Kramer have better driving rally cars than block and pastra who only use them on select events.

Tim: block does have a real rally car. It was built for use in that series that doesn't come to the states.
Jim: I do like how all rally cars sound and look as we stand in the woods and watch them
Tim: one minute, til the next one. Can you hand me a beer, i'm trying to stay warm.
by Swedsnail December 29, 2022
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Car guy

"Car guy" is a term used to describe guys who get their sense of self worth from the car that they spent all their savings on.
"All the car guys are washing their cars in the driveway just to show off"
by Sisher3 September 9, 2025
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Car-Dom

Someone who dominates their partner as much as a muscle car dominates a weak little Kia. And of course the Kia loves it.
Rod is such a Car-Dom on Kandia. SHE WORSHIPS HIM.
by B-bat June 16, 2025
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Car pop

The act of masterbating while driving your car
Yo man, this burrito took me to flavortown and got me all worked up while I was driving home so I just had to car pop to relax, there was no choice. Nova nation🙌.
by Joshhartschode June 8, 2017
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get your ass in the car

Slang for saying don’t do that, or it’s a bad idea
Friend- I wanna get wit my ex

Me- girl, get your ass in the car
by Bigbooty63 March 25, 2022
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Car Metabolic Rate

The rate at which the car eats fuel.
The rate at which the car takes fuel is known as Car Metabolic Rate.
by TheRealGuest October 19, 2022
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Car Wash

When you get an actual car wash but as the car wash is washing your car you do coke.
Text from friend: car wash?
by CP Rails April 15, 2023
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