pipe my cake

“If you had the chance to pipe my cake, would ya?”
by Mush11 November 08, 2017
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Chad Patty Cake

Invented and used by Senza (on YouTube), this term is another way to say the word 'fight,' however is written in the form of a game and is combined with other terms (sometimes sexual, but not meant in a sexual context) to create a fairly bizarre statement.
We then played Chad Patty Cake and I proceeded to fist his face until he fell unconscious.

(Playing a video game) I ran up to the enemies to play Chad Patty Cake and gave them the same thing I gave to my toilet after Taco Bell.

Don't play Chad Patty Cake with a black belt unless you enjoy sodomy.
by DonkleDaddy October 23, 2019
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poke those cakes

*hot chick walks by*

Guy 1: Dude check out that ass!

Guy 2: Damn, I'd poke those cakes!
by heezy deezy January 19, 2011
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Red Velvet Cake

1. To engage in intercourse with a girl, whilst on her period.
2. To penetrate a white girl's bloody rectum.
Jim: I totally had some red velvet cake last night.

Jane: Nice, did you save some for me?

Jim: Of course... how about after dinner? It'll be a great dessert, hehehe...

Jane: Oooh I can't wait!
by stlmk998 April 16, 2014
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bake a welsh cake

To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.
Can I borrow that magazine for 20 mins Trev? I've got a nearly-baked welsh cake to get out.
by Judster October 16, 2004
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clap your cakes

Damn you going to let me clap your cakes
by Ahsharrih April 14, 2016
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Jizzly Ball Cake

A spongy desert enjoyed by many young men around the globe. Tastes salty, and is often eaten after a full, warm, steamy meal. Goes well with cream. Warning: may contain nuts.
Louis: mmmhmmm that was some good Jizzly Ball Cake we had last night
Duggy: I made it myself
Louis: Sweeeeeeeeeet
by louismitchell July 03, 2009
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