by JRoseHausler December 15, 2011
"Hey dudes lets roll a boner blunt"
"yeah man i cant wait to burn your bell end and smoke it!"
(Lots of screaming and gargling of cock)
"hey man my fuckin japs eye is burned shut!"
"that is so totally rad dude blow mine"
"yeah man i cant wait to burn your bell end and smoke it!"
(Lots of screaming and gargling of cock)
"hey man my fuckin japs eye is burned shut!"
"that is so totally rad dude blow mine"
by boner blunt man November 04, 2011
guy 1. Man you see that girl>>
guy 2. yeah she is boner revolting.
guy 1. hey hey that is my girl.
guy 2. my bad man, just saying it like it is!
guy 2. yeah she is boner revolting.
guy 1. hey hey that is my girl.
guy 2. my bad man, just saying it like it is!
by redking89 December 18, 2008
Guy 1: "Dude I couldn't get any sleep last night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."
by faildude924 October 21, 2009
When your boner takes over thinking for your brain. Similar to the Blood-Brain Barrier where only certain substances can pass through to the brain. The Boner-Brain Barrier doesn't allow any thoughts to be processed from the brain since they are all processed from the highly sophisticated thinking center of the penis. This can result in making illogical decisions and having regrettable sexual experiences.
by The definer2017 January 19, 2012
by t_white March 27, 2012
Coined by Andy Richter, a car owner boner is the act of being aroused or happy after changing one's own tire instead of calling triple A on the highway.
by conan12 February 02, 2011