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9/5/21

“Hey what’s he best day this year ?”
Probably 9/5/21.”
by Juan:I don’t think so September 5, 2021
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The Jackson 5

General time period measure in years, usually seen as beginning around one's 8th birthday and ending around one's 13th, when young boys would have been the most attractive to Michael Jackson.
I wanted to hang out more with Bobo the Chimp at Michael's house, but MJ told me that now that I was 14, I was no longer in the Jackson 5.
by dangerbot3000 April 1, 2020
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Dirty 5 Hole

When an individual grabs a mop, and doesn't even wipe in down like a stripper pole. Proceeds to mop bottomless pulling the handle side between their legs, (the 5 hole) then pokes you in the ass untill you yell Sea Cucumber.
We where closing the kitchen one night and out of the blue he just pulled a Dirty 5 hole on the dishwasher..
by MistaBigSexyBones August 27, 2019
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5 jan 2030

the day all furry turn there human form and touch grass and its the day when all furry die and brought to jail fee free to kick there ass until the full moon furry will be normal and there dads will come back with the milk
2029 time 12:49 :
dude my furry power is gonna get distoryed
ha loser im so happy i love 5 jan 2030
by zred2006 February 7, 2022
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The Kef 5

Was an event that took place between the evening hours of April 18th, 2022 to the morning of April 19th, 2022. 5 Junior Officers of the U.S Navy stationed in Keflavik, Iceland violated the liberty policy by returning to their quarters passed the mandated curfew. Subsequently, an investigation was launched in an attempt to contain late night shenanigans committed by Junior Officers. The parties involved were all sentenced to reenact the touring show “Disney on Ice” in front of a live audience whilst refraining from any alcohol consumption.
Joe: I can’t believe these idiots did this.. They’ll forever be known as “The Kef 5”!
Slots: Give it a year, and I’ll show you something better!
by TESTICLETWISTER March 17, 2024
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Johny-5

One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"
Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5
by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022
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