Angel 

First of all, let me just say that an Angel is literally a god like creature. I have an Angel in my life and he is the smartest guy I know. He knows how to woo the girls and how to make them c*m. I once saw him make a teacher squirm in her seat just from staring into her eyes. Sometimes his gaze is powerful enough to get guys. If you ever meet an Angel, make sure you add that guy to your friend group because he won't ever let you down. All in all he is the greatest person to have ever walked this earth. He should be our leader!

Girl: For some reason my pussy is throbbing
Guy: Oh nooo! I think it is because Angel is around
Girl: Oh that explains a lot, I wish he were inside me

Angel by anonymous January 28, 2024

angelala 

literally the coolest person you will ever meet.

" ive been feeling really down recently."

"you better go talk to angelala then because she makes everything better with her elite coolness."

angelala by #imbored February 3, 2024

Angel dust 

Either the horny spider demon from Hazbin hotel or the drug, either way, their both addicting if ya know what I mean..

I’m addicted to angel dust
(Works both ways)

Angel dust by SomeHelluvaBossFan February 12, 2024

Angela 

It's like their ego was so wrapped up in their deep-seated beliefs, they couldn't handle evidence from the opposing stance. Their identity was tied so tight to their beliefs that protecting those beliefs, even if they were false, was more important than learning what was true.

Angela, I know you know those things aren’t true and now you’re going to have to live with what you’ve done for what’s left of your life. What are you going to do once you’ve pushed everyone away and there is nobody else left…

Angela by Succulent-Yes February 18, 2024

Angel Espinal 

Someone that is a cornball

Angel Espinal- “Steph the goat”

Angel Espinal by Joe didn’t March 5, 2024

Angela 

Cheating ass bitch dat cheat on you wit niggas named jay and is currently dating a nigga named brian

She’s such an Angela

Angela by Dateabayo March 11, 2024

Angela H. 

5’8 1/2, beauty girl. Large and IN CHARGE. Has a cat named LUNA. HAS A BOYFRIEND NAMED ME. Listen, I love this girl with all my life. She’s the most intelligent, smart, academically inclined, smart woman. Get yourself an Angela, oh wait, YOU CANT BC NO ONE LIKE HER EXISTS AND WILL EVER EXIST ON THIS PLANET UNTIL 2029 (we are planning to have children then). They say your woman is your life.

Mine is my blood. My word is my blood, and my blood is my bond, and my bond is my word.

Man 1 - “hey is that Angela H. walking by over there?”

Man 2 - “yeah she’s with that fucking genius Christian. Man he is so smart. I wish I could be like him. No one could ever be like him”

Angela H. by Angela’s Husband April 22, 2024