non spontaneous sexual

A person who does not have spontaneous sex with their partner but instead prefers to plan any sex on certain days of the week.

A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.

“Did you hear that Montana is non spontaneous sexual?”

“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”

by Deefa23 March 19, 2024

Sexual investment

When the opportunity arises to buy a girl a drink(s), hoping you might get in her knickers,

Andy: Hey Dave, how did your date with Jay go the other night?
Dave: Duuuuude, she ordered lobster thermidore, cost fuck loads, and the bitch never put out! Crap night mate. Bang went my sexual investment!!!

by Andy_Bee_1 March 19, 2024

hop sexual

hop sexual, someone only attracted to a person whom identifies as it/its

juniper is hop sexual

by defubeneesss March 23, 2024

Subaru-sexual

A Male dude that likes Subaru Vehicles and women that like Subaru

Person 1 (A man of course) : Yo I'm subaru-sexual and I watch initial D
Person 2 (a woman of course) : *Drops her panties immediately *

by J4CKI CHAN IS DA ONE March 24, 2024

Pre-sexual

Somebody, who has yet to confirm their sexuality in any meaningful way.

A: "I'd rather not call myself asexual... bit young to be saying that."
B: "Then call yourself pre-sexual!"

by Kecske_Gamer March 25, 2024

Cyber Cerebral Sexual Ninja

During intimate sexual sessions, the partner that makes all the moves, does all the work, top to bottom and all four corners.

“Wow, I watched their video and that dude was all over the place and doing all the work upside down and all around. A straight up Cyber Cerebral Sexual Ninja!”

by Rappin James January 17, 2026

Misguided sexual prowess

To direct sexual thoughts in a direction that wasn’t thought out to the fullest extent before the thoughts where formulated

John “ damn she’s fit”

Jack “ she’s like 16”

John “ No no no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait, I mispoke nah I didn’t mean to I didn’t know”

John” it was Misguided sexual prowess, pleaseeeeee”

by Throbbing hood 69 January 20, 2026