Sexual investment

When the opportunity arises to buy a girl a drink(s), hoping you might get in her knickers,

Andy: Hey Dave, how did your date with Jay go the other night?
Dave: Duuuuude, she ordered lobster thermidore, cost fuck loads, and the bitch never put out! Crap night mate. Bang went my sexual investment!!!

by Andy_Bee_1 March 19, 2024