chocolate cream pie

Pretty similar to a cream pie, but you stick your penis in the anus and ooze it with cum

I would love to chocolate cream pie her.

by Dick Cabob December 28, 2015

muffin tissue pie

When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.

After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.

by Wiseguy25 February 28, 2016

Ass pie

When you smear pizza on your girls asshole then lick it off

Last nights ass pie tasted like shit

by Douche god March 19, 2016

hot sweat pie

When fat people sweat so much it look like they peed on themselves

you have hot sweat pie

by tish nut March 24, 2016

homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

Mud Pie

The act of eating dirty booty.

"Dude I just had Eli's grandma's mud pie last night"

by Whole9Nards November 15, 2018

Moon Pie

noun. Available mainly in San Francisco and Key West, the Moon Pie is the act of a man ejaculating into another party(ies) asshole, where it is then followed by the said offender consuming his own seminal fluid from one or more filled, rectums. Also, can come in the Lemon Cream variety, where urine is added to the cream filling.

Paul's in the hospital getting his stomach pumped. Apparently, he had too much Moon Pie last night.

by Moonpie Paul ;) November 28, 2018