Silent Potato

An Irish man that is silent and does not say anything.

A silent but potato smelling fart.

Someone that considers it a sin to not eat the potato skins

Kieran B. is a irishman that says nothing damn he must be a silent potato

You dont eat the skins ! Oh My god thats terrible, said Kieran B.

by Kiki's Bestfrend April 13, 2009

Potato

The world's most beautiful creation that can be consumed in forms such as french fries and mashed potatoes.

The Potato is a Potato

by potatojuice2313 April 28, 2025

Dangerous Potato

A dangerous potato is something that lives in some people's stomach, but don't worry too much cause it's usually found in animal's stomachs.

Hey mom. I saw a dangerous potato when I was eating that fish.

by You_are_beautiful June 1, 2021

Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.

Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!

by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021

Backyard Potato Party

An orgy where as the main activity is anal fisting. This can be used for either sex or orgies involving both or any sex.

(to be read in a German accent)

"Hey Franz, I'm in the mood for a wild Backyard Potato Party tonight! Let us go to the Beer garden and find us many sexual deviants into ass play to bring back with us!"

"What a fantastisch idea, Hans!"

by Kreepykelly July 4, 2022

Potato

A potato is kaylin she is a ugly potato and shes very ugly.

Kaylin is a ugly potato

by The ugly potato October 30, 2016

potato

Typically a conservative suburban/ rural white person that has lived in the same area their whole life. They usually detest urban or foreign cultural influences & people, and is content to remain uncultured and believes their surrounding area is "the REAL America". A derogatory way to say someone is closed minded and uncultured, especially to white rural/ suburban conservatives who vote against their own economic and social interests.

My Aunt Beatrice is a damn Potato, I hate seeing her at holidays, she keeps ranting about #BLM and I don't think she knows any black people in her BFE town.

by Nivekian13 December 9, 2016