Vagina Pants

Hockey jargon. A game played in the doorway of the locker room. One player (typically a team manager) stands in the doorway while another player, typically an upperclassman, tries to shoot a tapeball past him.

“Hey Fugie, when we get to the rink, let’s play a quick round of vagina pants.”

“Mitchell, you’re the worst vagina pants player of all time. You put the vag in vagina pants you silly little ass-breather.”

by Warm Willy August 8, 2022

coming out of the vagina day

A better and more fun way to say Happy Birthday.

Today is Owen’s “coming out of the vagina day”

by SamHowellGOAT August 23, 2022

VAGINA

The source of all problems created by males.

Something a gay man wishes he had.

If I could just stay away from the vagina, I'd get stuff done.

Gay man: "If I had a vagina, Bobby would fuck me more."

by Marcel Duchamp August 23, 2022

Chocolate Vagina

A black woman’s vagina.

“I want me some chocolate vagina”

by 13-2-23-1 August 29, 2022

Vagina slay

A super cool, successful, pretty woman

Hope hill is vagina slay

by Vagina slay queen September 3, 2022

Vagina slay

A super cool, successful, pretty women

Hope is so vagina slay

by Vagina slay queen September 3, 2022

Vagina poison

A person who is incapable of getting any bitches

Person 1: Kevin is just vagina poison

Person 2: Tell me about it he gets zero bitches

by Vaginapoison September 8, 2022