Daddy Walter 

The thiccccccest motherfucker second to Richard the Thicccccccie. He's a stuffed piggy filled with goodies that will make you wetter than the goddamn sun. Like, have you seen this bitch? Damn, he's finer than fine china.

Thot 1: Did you see that man over there?
Thot 2: Yeah! He's a total Daddy Walter.

Daddy Walter by DEADMEMEGOAT March 17, 2018

SPANKER WANKER 

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM

GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

SPANKER WANKER by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018

Jeffrey Walter Jr. 

A cinnamon roll who thinks he’s a bad person, but is actually a smol innocent bean.

Ur so nice your such a Jeffrey Walter Jr.

Jeffrey Walter Jr. by My.Fingers.Are.Nicold June 1, 2018

haircut wanker 

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut

Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life

haircut wanker by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018

Porsche wanker 

Some one who owns a Porsche and looses touch with reality, life and anything non Porsche related..... not to mention friends and other non Porsche social events.

Hey I know we have been having a weekly bike meets for months but I’ve gotta bail tonight as this car park Porsche meet has come up and there no way I can miss my Porsche wanker mates and their soft touch on my hairy bum cheeks

Porsche wanker by H3lter August 20, 2018

Ankle Wanker 

An individual who has a minimum gap of 5cm between the end of their shoe and the hem of their pant leg. Note that the pants worn by the individual must exceed the knee and be rolled up in some capacity. Generally the desired effect is fashion with a slight cooling benefit.

Joe has gone full ankle wanker with his pants today.

Ankle Wanker by ankle_wanker November 28, 2018

skack wacker 

When you're higher than cloud 9 and pronounce that you are fucked all the way up, it's known to all.

I'm so fuckin skack wackered!

skack wacker by ToxicSludges December 23, 2018