Two can Van Damme

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.

"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"

by jgf September 30, 2006

Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.

"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

by curly b March 25, 2006

Two-Day Mexican Road Trip

Severe diarrhea.

I had this bean burrito at the filling station and went on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.

by Robthegod May 06, 2010

Happier than a two peckered puppy

Really happy, elated

Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?

by jrwright August 18, 2011

shit plus two equals eight

A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.

While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"

by Barbara J. Green April 27, 2014

hotter than a two peckered goat

horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.

Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.

by snappy's February 05, 2008

two shakes of a lamb's tail

A worn out cleche of an expression used by little kids and kindergarden teachers.

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003