Cross Country Toes

The condition that happens to cross country runners feet. Symptoms include toe pain, your toe nails may fall off, blisters on heel, and ripped skin on ball of foot.

Cx runner 1: Man my toes hurt a lot
Cx runner 2: Oh no you may need to check that out! You may have cross country toes!

by Imarunner:) October 18, 2023

Road Toes

Similar to road head, but instead the driver sucks the passenger’s appetizing toes.

When we get in that car, you’re giving me road toes. *female moans* *pussy quivers*

by RoadToes69 June 26, 2023

toes

the 10 oddly shaped sausages at the bottom of a human body. mostly used to balance and eat.

shoe: hey freaky fella 😏
toes: NO NO NO DONT EAT ME
shoe:how else can i protect you?
toes: i want the socks to eat me 😍

by ChickenFungus 2.0 July 29, 2022

Toes up in the sand

Toes up in the sand is the position of someone drinking a tropical alcoholic drink that ran out of ducks some time in the distant past.

Dude, I was toes up in the sand in the Philipines most of the summer.

by Toes Up April 28, 2021

toe slit

the valley between the camel toe

i could totally slide my credit card in her toe slit

by jackjackheartattack February 8, 2012

International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.

Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

by HipósGeci June 20, 2021

Joes Toes

Everywhere you see him he’s got flops on or the mans barefoot. But none the less an absolute savage and always keep a tooly around him. His car will make your grandma fall in love with him.

Hol on there goes Joes Toes, sexy mf.

by Yooooooooooo11 October 11, 2021